The Cranium Cabinet

Then atrocities such as this would never happen:

Have you ever had a rodent problem in your home or office? I’m sure you went out and got some of those spring-loaded mousetraps and took care of the problem… or did it?

Were you dying to know the minute that the mouse was dead? Perhaps via email or text message? Well, then you need the mouse RADAR!!!!

Honestly folks, it sends you a text message when it kills a mouse….

Just think about that.

There are no words:

So I met with my environmentalist group the other night and Jill decided to bring her camcorder. Fortunately, the footage made its way to YouTube. This is serious guys, I really am tore up about the loss of these lovely oak trees.

Whoever gave this woman this gun to shoot is highly irresponsible. He should have taught her proper firearm handling with a smaller caliber and worked her up to this one…

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I really don’t care about the fact that he kissed another dude’s wife on the lips, that matter is between Joe and Barack. However, I am concerned about the amount of neck fat that Jill Biden possesses. Check it out, it’s almost as if her neck is doing “the wave.”